Monday, February 9, 2009

Santa Aur BANTA

Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club.

one of them said to the other one, "hey, i tell u my driver is really stupid. You don't think so?

Let me show you.,and he called his driver banta singh and said, "banta, here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a mercedes."

To which banta replied, "yes sir! Right away!" and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned to his friend and said, "see, i told you he was stupid."

The other rich man said, "that's nothing, you want to see stupid, i will show you stupid." and he called his driver, santa singh: "santa, go home now and check to see if i'm at home. "santa said, "yes sir!! Right away, sir" and ran home.

"See what i told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that
I cannot be at home if i am here."

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Banta said to santa, "eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a mercedes.....doesn't he know that today is sunday?? The showroom is closed!

Santa replied, “u think he is stupid?? My boss is worse than him,he asked me to go home and check if he is at home or not,He has got a cell phone right,he can just call home and check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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