Monday, January 26, 2009

Funny Answers

Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
A: Adidas.

Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.

Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

Q: How do u CUT roads?????
A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

Q: What's Ford?
A: Gaadi.

Q: What's Oxford?
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?
A:They both are not a banana..

Q:A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
A:Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"..


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