Santa Aur BANTA

Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club.

one of them said to the other one, "hey, i tell u my driver is really stupid. You don't think so?

Let me show you.,and he called his driver banta singh and said, "banta, here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a mercedes."

To which banta replied, "yes sir! Right away!" and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned to his friend and said, "see, i told you he was stupid."

The other rich man said, "that's nothing, you want to see stupid, i will show you stupid." and he called his driver, santa singh: "santa, go home now and check to see if i'm at home. "santa said, "yes sir!! Right away, sir" and ran home.

"See what i told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that
I cannot be at home if i am here."

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Banta said to santa, "eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a mercedes.....doesn't he know that today is sunday?? The showroom is closed!

Santa replied, “u think he is stupid?? My boss is worse than him,he asked me to go home and check if he is at home or not,He has got a cell phone right,he can just call home and check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOW TO DOWNLOAD TORRENTS

The Torrent download process:-

Torrent is a peer-to-peer file sharing protocol used to distribute large amounts of data.

Step by step process

• Find a torrent program that will suit your needs,There are many programs available utorrent,bittorrent etc..,(for downloading utorrent go to www.utorrent.com )
Direct download: DOWNLOAD utorrent

• Download the torrent program and install it on your computer.

• After installing the software(i.e torrent program assume it as utorrent).Go to Sites which provides torrent files to download softwares,movies songs etc.,The famous torrent sites are www.mininova.org , www.piratebay.org and many more u can search it in Google.
www.torrentz.com : this site will provide you to search torrent from various famous torrent sites.

• When looking for torrent files, try to find torrent with plenty of Seeders. you can often sort the results by seeds simply by clicking on the seeds column in header.

• Once you have found the desired file on the torrent site, click the "Download This Torrent" and save it on your hard drive. These .torrent files vary from 15kb to 150kb file size.



• If the torrent program is installed in your computer it will automatically detect that this is a torrent file. Just double click the downloaded .torrent file and choose where to save, it will automatically start downloading or try by opening your torrent program and add torrent by pressing cltr+o. You may now go and do something to pass the time, because torrents do not require your attention and will download in the background.

• To start and stop torrent download open torrent program which runs in background from icons on left side of ur system clock(system tray).Right click on the desired torrent file and perform start stop or remove operations.

TIPS:-

• When you are downloading data through torrents(p2p) install a good antivirus which protect p2p downloads.

• You can download avast antivirus home edition(free) which gives sheild to ur p2p downloads. (http://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html)
Direct Download: avast antivirus

WARNING: Check your local laws to find out that file sharing is allowed in your country and by your ISP (internet service provider) providers.

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Sony Ericsson F305

New sony Ericsson f305 is like nokia n-gage a new fun gaming Slider mobile.It is design specially for playing games.It uses advanced motion sensor technology. You can control games with the flick of the wrist or the swing of an arm.This mobile phone is fully loaded with games, you can play bowling, fishing, or be a jockey in the coffee shop.It may become popular with teens.

Phone has a 2 megapixel camera,Music player and fm radio with rds.WAP 2.0 and xHTML browsers for internet.Phone memory 10MB,Memory Stick Micro(M2) support up to 4 GB.

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Funny Answers

Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
A: Adidas.

Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.

Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??
A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

Q: How do u CUT roads?????
A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.



Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

Q: What's Ford?
A: Gaadi.

Q: What's Oxford?
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?
A:They both are not a banana..

Q:A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
A:Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"..

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